Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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