I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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