Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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