Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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