i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
