9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
ttyl tear gas
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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