Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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