Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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