So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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