I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
