I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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