We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
