Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I need a hoe opinion
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