Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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