Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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