At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
