how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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