Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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