K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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