I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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