quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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