are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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