So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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