O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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