if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Of course I have a pirate flag
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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