All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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