he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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