Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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