we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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