Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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