I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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