either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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