The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
40s are totally the cure
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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