Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Randomize
