Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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