I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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