Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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