i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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