I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
The ass gains better be worth it
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