omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
