check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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