Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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