make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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