He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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