i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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