I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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