people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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