Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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