White coat. Heels.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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