Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Randomize
