Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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