Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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